Ch.3-Blame Eve!

"Here you go Colten!" "Mommy and daddy are taking a nap, So i'm in charge." (Sure sweetheart, call 'it' a nap :)
Sleeping on the Job, huh? "What???? NO..........." right............
"Ugh! How do mothers do this?" Well.......normally there're not popping babies out one after another but.........you did it to yourself sweetheart. "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, whatever!" "I'm so tired! Please tell me I can go to sleep." I love that your asking, but no. Don't you have some training to do? One point each for Charlotte and Colten! Just look at them walk! ~~ Violet had her first day of school! *Sobs*"My babies all grown up!" ...... You okay there? "What? No! I. Am.Not.Crying! Its Allergies! Geeze!" Who said you were crying? I just asked if you were okay.
What, is that the 5th time you've puked? "Thats about right." Point two for Colten! Dan-Guess who's a winner? Colten-I'm a wiener!  Baby four is in the oven! "..........." Am I the only one who see's the flys flying all over the dirty dishes. "Yes Ma'am." ~~ Violet and her friend did their homework. (Good girl :) ~~ I spent some time playing with my little girl. Holy Spit! She's adorable! I fixed the dishwasher, AGAIN! Soon you'll be a dishwasher pro :)
My Charlotte can talk! Point two baby! Whats this weird feeling? Proud? Could it be?
Potty training, point three for Colten! ~~ Last but certain'y not least, Potty training Charlotte!  With  day to spare! Am I awesome or what?? Try  doing that with 4 babies. "Excuse me? Sim-Hell NO! You ain't going to make me have four!!" *Evil Laugh* ~~ Birthday time!! Charlotte  :)  (Why couldn't you have stayed a toddler forever? WHY??) She got the athletic trait. Colten, what trait did he get? He got.............. seriously!?!? Call on me the one time I didn't write down his trait? Not cool Georgia, not cool! (Hold on a moment while i load my game...........) He got the lucky trait.
*amazing singing voice* "I've raised three children, and now Im felling old, Soon I'll have grandchildren, And a big household!" *Face palm* I....I....Don't know what to say to that....
Violet-"Weeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Ah!!!Why?? Why the pain?? Curse you Carissa!" Blame Eve, not me! "DAN??" ...... "SPIT! Why does he have to be sleeping??" ~~ She gave birth to a healthy boy, Joseph, Couch potato and Friendly. ~~ (So again, I didn't get to pick a trait, maybe if she listens to kids music and watches the Kids channel? So far Im getting a B, and I hate B's(Besides Geometry, Ill gladly take that in Geometry), just ask my teacher.) ~~ Thanks for reading!  Babies names are loved(As you can see Im not very good at names)

Ch.2-Mad Scientist

Dan finished a painting worth 107$ ~~ "I am such a great Mother!" I hate to break the mood, but shouldn't you be working on hmmm........talking, walking or even using the potty? "Oh! look at the time sweetheart!" Aww! Look at that cute face! How can you say no? "No sweet heart." Fine, have no heart.
"Say mommy!" Violet-*Stares at her* "Say cash, cause we need it." Violet-"Cash!" Awww.......... her first word was cash! Aren't you a great mom? Not even a "mama" or "dada"
"Would you just shut up?" *Zips lips* Point one!!! She can talk!! Now some baby making? "I thought I told you to shut up!" I did but I couldn't hold it in any longer. "Got it" *Dan walks in* Dan-Ahhh!!! You scared the crap out of me! "Sorry, trying to be sexy." Dan-Oh Ok :) .................................. :) ~~ Dan taught Violet to walk, point two!! Nausea! "Wait, why the hell is he throwing up? Shouldn't that be me? OMG! ARE YOU MAKING HIM HAVE A BABY?" Chillaxe NO! He just ate some bad food. "Oh.......Thank Sim-God!"
Whoop, there it is! "Your annoying." Why thank you!
"NO! Dont take my babies doll house!" Sorry ma'am you didn't pay your bills. Better make some more money or lose more! "Honey! Please Paint!" Dan-Got it sugar plum! ~~ Potty training point three! I'm getting very good at chopping vegetables. I'm so impressed you haven't actually cooked something yet.
"Shut.Up!" Whats up with you and getting your notice right when you get out of the shower? "I know right?" ~~ My sweet girl was all trained up and ready to age a day early! "Do I make beautiful children or what?" Good job on picking the friendly trait. "Why thank you!" ~~ Dan finished two paintings, one worth $143 and one worth $134.  Violet-"Blocks!" "Stupid Dishwasher!" You tell yourself that. "excuse me?" "Aw-yeah! I can still bust a move." Please don't embarrass yourself. ~~ Violet went in search of a rainbow gem.  but she didn't find one. ~~ We went to central park to get out of the house. Violet played in the sand, I fished,and Dan watched us. Creep Violet was aged on friday so she gets three days of no school and only gets three days of school. So as long as she gets a A she'll get a point.(cause you can't get honor roll in three days) ~~ Dan sold the painting behind me for 169$ "I am a mad scientist." Right........... ~~ "I didn't even get to finish my soup!" Dan-OH MY  SIM-GOD!! What do I do? "Bring me to the fricken hospital!" ~~ While we were driving home from the hospital........ (Pay no attention to her in the background, after she stole the Lab set, I went to see where she was and she was just leaving the hospital e.e. creepy!) And the computer!!! We got home right as she was running away! ~~ Anyway she gave birth to two babies :) And again her stats were always up but NO, no picking a trait.
Colten-Good and Artistic
Charlotte-Heavy sleeper and grumpy Dam she looks like you! "Doesn't she?" Can I pinch her cheeks? "Excuse me?" Sorry, It's something we do were we live, Never mind. ~~~~~~~~ Thanks for reading!

Ch.1-I have a big belly and I can not lie!

  And they took a shower...........
"I can't believe I'm going to be pregnant!" But wasn't it fun? "Shut up!" You need money and something to do, go paint.
"Paint?? Make Dan paint!" Is he going to be pregnant? Is he being punished, well sorta, but its your fault. "Fine." "I don't know what to paint." Randomness "Ok"  I cooked for the first time, cause kids can't eat take out all the time!  Good job on figuring that out. And technically you just chopped up vegetables, there was no cooking involved. well chopped but still! Dan:Oh my Sim-God! This is delicious! So worth 50$! best restaurant ever! "What the?Whens this going to wear off?" Well............ we'll find out now wont we?
"is 1:45 a.m, what the hell?" Thats pregnancy baby! "Sim-God, this is horrible!" In the morning I finished and sold my painting for 37$, can't believe it sold for that much. Me either!
Aww........... your smiling! "Shut up and let me enjoy this moment!" Dan-whaz up babe? "Oh Im just pregant!" awesome I got to pee. Screw this, I ain't doing that! ~~ You promise me I dont have to paint again? Yes, as long as Dan wants to. "Hey babe, wanna paint?" Dan-I'll paint our dream house. I didn't mean for you to sit around and do nothing! "Fine I'l go to the beach!" You do realize your still sitting around, right? Can you just let me be. *Sings*I'm about to give birth, I hate this, My belly is so big, But i don't have a chose, Yeah.........." Well that was embarrassing..... So..........you ready to be a mom? "theres this weird part of me thats exited. It feels weird." That would be your family oriented, and nurturing trait. "I  have one thing I have to ask, why did you have to come back?" No time to get sappy, you have stuff to do. What? OH MY FLIPPIN SIM-GOD!! ~~~~~~~ *Says in a spokesman's voice* And she gave birth to Violet.
(Even though I kept her stats up and made sure she was happy I didn't get to pick a trait. She got clumsy and good. No points :/)