Ch.1-I have a big belly and I can not lie!

  And they took a shower...........
"I can't believe I'm going to be pregnant!" But wasn't it fun? "Shut up!" You need money and something to do, go paint.
"Paint?? Make Dan paint!" Is he going to be pregnant? Is he being punished, well sorta, but its your fault. "Fine." "I don't know what to paint." Randomness "Ok"  I cooked for the first time, cause kids can't eat take out all the time!  Good job on figuring that out. And technically you just chopped up vegetables, there was no cooking involved. well chopped but still! Dan:Oh my Sim-God! This is delicious! So worth 50$! best restaurant ever! "What the?Whens this going to wear off?" Well............ we'll find out now wont we?
"is 1:45 a.m, what the hell?" Thats pregnancy baby! "Sim-God, this is horrible!" In the morning I finished and sold my painting for 37$, can't believe it sold for that much. Me either!
Aww........... your smiling! "Shut up and let me enjoy this moment!" Dan-whaz up babe? "Oh Im just pregant!" awesome I got to pee. Screw this, I ain't doing that! ~~ You promise me I dont have to paint again? Yes, as long as Dan wants to. "Hey babe, wanna paint?" Dan-I'll paint our dream house. I didn't mean for you to sit around and do nothing! "Fine I'l go to the beach!" You do realize your still sitting around, right? Can you just let me be. *Sings*I'm about to give birth, I hate this, My belly is so big, But i don't have a chose, Yeah.........." Well that was embarrassing..... So..........you ready to be a mom? "theres this weird part of me thats exited. It feels weird." That would be your family oriented, and nurturing trait. "I  have one thing I have to ask, why did you have to come back?" No time to get sappy, you have stuff to do. What? OH MY FLIPPIN SIM-GOD!! ~~~~~~~ *Says in a spokesman's voice* And she gave birth to Violet.
(Even though I kept her stats up and made sure she was happy I didn't get to pick a trait. She got clumsy and good. No points :/)